Chapter 1

All the days seem to blur together.
I still can't figure out if it's a good or bad thing, but hey I'm just going with it.
I'm gonna be fifty before I know it with 12 kids and 25 grand kids. Hahaha, yeah....I hope that's a lie.

Those that think I've died, disappeared, living under a rock, think again my fat friends (you're not really fat that's the only thing that came to mind. No offense intended). I'm actually not, or maybe I should go with that, make up a great story, get famous.

Guys, girls, who ever you may be I'm living in a nice apartment, living the corporate life, doing art on the side (occasionally), eating cereal for every meal, and pretending to be cooler than I actually am.

Actually I'm pretty cool.

The reason why I lie about being cool and may seem as though I absolutely loathe myself, is to keep me humble and in check. Otherwise I'd probably be going around screaming "Hey, everybody, come and see how good I look", no, that was a lie. I wouldn't do that, ever (wink, wink).

I bought a bag of veggie straws and I feel like that's all I've eaten for the past two days, well besides the cereal thing, oh and mac n' cheese, that was a delicious mistake.

I can't remember the last time I watched a TV series. Goodbye television, goodbye movies, goodbye Netflix. Hello self control. I could say, hello work, hello busy life, hello cute boy, or hello too lazy to watch anything, but I like self control better so we'll just stick with that...oh wait, except the office, there's always time for the office.

So lets say hello to blogging again (this is not a joke) cause I missed it...

Hi, I'm Kimberly and I believe in second chances (so give me a second chance and read my blog...unless you don't want to then whatever...no but for real).

Oh, a selfie just in case you forgot how I looked because now I'm old. Here's to new chapters (the title is chapter 1, i thought it was clever).