Save me!

I'm sittin' here trapped in this...place, that I like to call "work" while my family is off at Grandpa H's surprise birthday party. They just left me her to fend for myself. I just finished my last roll and nutty bar. Starvation/Dehydration comes next, oh wait there's a sink right there that I can stick my face under, and drink from the tap. I hope the customers won't mind my guzzlin.

& who needs family to bring them food when your in a state such as I?

The real thing I need is a man to bring me the food.

The next guy walkin' down the street with five guys in his hand is mine...

...okay not him.

I'll keep looking.

Attention:

All Single girls!

You wanna meet some single hott men? Huh? Do ya?

I'm assuming it's a YES!

Well I know the newest hottest sexiest place in town...if you like cowboys.

It's called, drum roll please, Utah Country Dance!

Boot's are required.